- me: no one ever texts me
- *gets a text*
- me: wtf do you want
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day